my mondays in shah alam
>> Monday, January 14, 2008
Today's German word for the day is 'geradeaus' and mcmne nak pronounce it goes like this 'ge-rha-de-aus'.
'ge' as is 'ge' in getah.
'rha' is in mcm huruf rghin yg lepas huruf 'ain' tu..
'de' as in 'de' in takde.
'aus' as in 'aus' in australia..
The meaning is 'straight ahead'.. mcm if someone asks u in german of course 'eh, nak pergi ke main road ikut jalan mana?' so you answer 'geradeaus'.. clear?
ok monday.. i thought i wont have such a bad 'monday blues' this semester cause every month i'll be stationed in shah alam to teach biotech students statistics.. so bole la bangun lambat sket and bertolak for work about 930 and leave earlier.. ok bukan sebab curi tulang, tp cause in shah alam takde workstation..
but i guess i thought wrong.. the shah alam students memang menguji my patience kot.. sampai sakit dada dibuatnya.. they purposely talk LOUDLY when im explaining in class.. they laugh berterabur about whatever they were talking about when im talking in front of the class.. tak salin notes and tak salin examples.. calculator tak bawak.. and act very immature and they have very little respect for me as their lecturer.. and takde tokoh2 budak2 university yang nak blajar langsung.. well, being a lecturer mmg la kena sabar and stuff... but a person can only take so much of patience...
so i gave them LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of assignments and they have to submit within one week. lambat je dapat ZERO.. and im very strict at marking.. so, too bad la.. then they complained, "alaaa miss banyaknyer kena buat......" easy answer for that "if you taknak buat, tak payah buat.. lagi sikit saya kena mark paper and your carry mark is 0%.. its your choice.. "
they think im small and skinny and im just a lecturer.... but if they still buat perangai dalam class lagi i swear i will never help them for their coursework marks.. not even one bit.. i'll be damn strict and they'll be so sorry if they have to repeat such an easy subject..
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Uiii, miss. Garang nyerr.. Tapi ialah , if it was me, I would be a little bit kinder like "Yo, maggots! I tell ya, c that desk over there? I want u to pick it up over your head and stand like till I say it's ok for u to drop dead"..ekekekekekek... N if dey say too many assignment, give them a option "Tell u what u filthy dudes/dudettes, Pcik an option - u all prefer 20 questions or 1 question with 20 parts" works all the time miss, I tell u..wink wink...ekekekek
hehehhe.. yeah, think i'll do just that next time... if dah naik angin sgt2.. buat masa ni.. keep it cool first.. ;)
Biaseee.. At one time this lecturere dude from UTM Skudai (eekekekk my bro actually) was marking exam answers . It was kinda teditious. Mula mula tu cantek je marking, prihatin n trying to be fair. Ielah, if he's question three , then he will marking the rest of students on that "nombor tiga" punya jawapan. Tetapi biler dah lama (n agitated) mula lar, nampak comot skit tulisan "Ape nih?!! Isk" terus pangkah salah. Biler kene tegur baru die ketawa dan gi berehat jap....akakakaka.
Kes "nombor due" , scenario dalam kelas macam Cik Dora punyer le. Bebodak ni beborak/memekak, alih alih satu topic tuh amik perhatian plak ape si lecturer tuh cakap. "Encik tak dengar lah . bley kuat sket tak". Lecturer tu wat dakkk je.. Lagi kuat die cakap lagi slow lecturer tuh ajor sapa "inaudible"... akakaaka... btw this lecturer was 50 years old , asian melayu karat...akakakakak.. Sori ek , panjang sket..
Oops! btw, been meaning to ask, ajor subject ape, keje UITM ke, FTMSK ke? Just guessing....;-)
yup2.. sama la.. im a new lecturer. this is my 2nd semester.. mase first time mark final paper mcm tu gak.. kasi adik semua.. mark "No.3" je semua.. tp bila dah bnyk n belambak.. jawapan lak merepek2.. bende salah simbol pun bole tolak markah.. hahaha.. normal2..
ooh unfortunately, i am not working in UITM (although wud love to.. ada kabel? hehe) im the universiti sebelah UITM tu... only im based in Batang Berjuntai.. hahah.. DUNIA BARU.. make a guess...? ;)
Waaaa cepat jawab nampak. Weekend tak gi memane ke? Katenye gang u gi Kuta Beach x ikot sama ke? UNISEL????? laaaaaaaa.... wat's yr forte, i mean, yr specialty? statistics ke? Afsal tengok kat UNISEL tuh byk no gang Hindraf? Fuiiiyoooo, siap lelaki ade tidek kat idung/telinga.. rasa nak jerit kat diorang bindrawale zindebadd!!! hmmmm....agak nyer kelas u nih bnyk kaum tuh ek? akakakakakakka tensen, tensennn....
yer mmg.. hehe but im not a racist.. cewahh.. kuta beach? ooh? tidak diketahui pun? tak gi mane pun.. saving up money for something.. hehehe... yes.. UNISEL.. universiti yg offer adi putra belajar tuh.. kah kah kah..
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